you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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