My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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