Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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