I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
then he tried to convert me to islam
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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