everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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