Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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