it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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