i may or may not be watching the land before time
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
It was confusing and full of hummus
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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