i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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