the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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