hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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