Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
where am i from again
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I think a kid would responsible me up
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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