i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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