What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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