she woke up with a sticky ear
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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