Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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