hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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