And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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