It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
