if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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