8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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