Welp...herpes.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
