WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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