p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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