The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
you had me at cake vodka
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize