i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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