i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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