i need an iv and a liver transplant
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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