god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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