i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
It's never too late to be topless.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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