So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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