Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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