my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
it's like heaven, but drunker
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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