This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
how does that bad decision feel?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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