Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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