I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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