have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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