just tell him i said nine months
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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