Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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