so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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