Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
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I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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