yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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