Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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