i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
OPIZZABONMYDICK
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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