He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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