Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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