its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
True strength comes from lack of pants
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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