She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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