I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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