im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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