I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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