scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
