I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Randomize