She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You pole danced in your parka.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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