Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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