Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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