Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Randomize
