just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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