Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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