i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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