And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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